This is terrible.
I don't like this, and I don't totally know why.
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Isn't this just a step away from a Nessy confirmation? This is actually Oliver Voss's floating sculpture which is designed to look like a woman bathing in the picturesque Alster Lake. It will be there for 10-days. Which is about 9 too long if you ask me.
The three-piece work of art, which is 13ft high and 98ft long, will be turning heads for the next ten days - with many visitors boarding rowing boats to get a closer look.
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Voss, head of the advertising academy Miami Ad School, said he wanted the aquatic sculpture, called The Bather, (clever, did you say he was the "head" of the advertising academy?) to be 'a topic of conversation in Germany'.
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But his creation has also caused controversy, with district mayor Markus Schreiber telling de Bild newspaper that it was 'sullying the beloved lake'.
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Really, Germany? Lady in a lake has sullied you? No, I agree that this is weird as hell, but this is where you claim "Achtung!"
Let's make a deal. And let's head to Geneva to make it legit:
1. You remove that crazy lady monstrosity from that lake.
2. You quit saying that crazy lady is what makes Germany weird.
3. Send me a custom Mercedes.
4. I will quit saying mean things about Germany.
5. Make Heidi Klum your Goodwill Ambassador.
Auf Wiedersehen,
The World
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